I definitely should have had my orange juice today.
I woke up this morning to rain and overcast for the 4th
day in a row. Groaned to myself a little and I drag myself out of bed sleepy
from not getting any sleep the night before. Roll out of bed and stub my toe
and big chunk on my toe nail falls off. It hurts and I ignore the pain and
stroll over to make coffee. Because my luck is awesome the filter was not put
in right so when I got to the bottom of my coffee I swallow little tinny coffee
grounds roll my eyes and drop my son off to school. With a bun on top my head
and be half awake and someone runs the stop sign I let out a swear word and
then now owe my son a dollar. Drop him off and head home. Because I was in a hurry I didn’t kennel the
dogs up because I was just going to be gone for a minuet so when I get home I step
in dog pee in the middle of the kitchen floor. I half limp to the bathroom sink
with my foot in the air and wash off my toe and foot. I get a phone call from
my husband while I’m cleaning up pee and he tells me we might have to wait
30days longer in order to start picking out our new home. He was on the phone
with people figuring out things when we hang up and I call my sister to
complain. Half sobbing and frustrated I vent to her. I look outside and groan
to myself with no sun in sight I’m slowly becoming the Grinch. I get a phone
call and it’s Logan’s school he only has 2 days left and ran out of lunch
money. I write a check and head back out real fast to his school. I get in
looking like I must have just got hit by a train bun of hair still on the top
of my head. They then explain to me that I would have to pay cash. Looking in
my wallet I just have bank cards I told them I would just bring it tomorrow. On my way home again I decide I should have a
better day. Get in the house again and should have learned from the first time
but with me running out I didn’t put away the dogs again. The small one thought
it would be fun to spill my juice all over the floor again. I clean that up swearing
a little to myself. I turn on the news and am watching the tornado damage and
death toll I decide I really don’t have all that much to complain about. I try
to be thankful and thought maybe a shower and a better attitude would make my
day better. I get in the shower and try to wash away the morning when the water
out of nowhere turns colder and colder. I try to turn in hot and it seems that
is the hottest it will get. I wash the shampoo out of my hair as fast as I can
when the water heater must have clicked on and scolding hot water comes out and
makes me jump out of the shower pulling the shower curtain down with me. Water
going everywhere I give up on the shower clean up the water and wash the rest
of the shampoo out of my hair in the kitchen sink. With my head in the sink
watching the soap run out I begin to laugh and the laugh gets louder and
louder. This so reminds me of those commercials where all this bad stuff happens
and the person said…..”well good thing I have my orange juice” Note to self-Get Orange juice.
(The link if it won't play on your phone)
It sounds like you need some orange juice tonight....with a lot of vodka! Love you
ReplyDeleteSteph!!
Love you too sis.
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